Person uninterested in Middle East conflict
A Yorkshireman has publicly confessed to be ‘entirely uninterested’ in the Israel-Palestinian issue and to having no clear opinion on the rights and wrongs of the conflict.
Olivia Cruton-Bucket
Olivia Cruton-Bucket is an enterprising young reporter and active member of the Liberal Democrat Party. Her surname is pronounced Bouquet not Bucket.
Real issue is billionaires says left-wing group
At a rally to counter protests over the recent slaying of a British man by a refugee, campaigners claimed that the real issue is not violence by outsiders but the existence of 'billionaires'.
'No room for racism' not prominent enough at football
Just as the new Premier League season kicks off, the new football regulator, Offside, has decreed that the slogan 'no room for racism' is receiving insufficient coverage during Premier League football matches, and its prominence must be dramatically increased. The Director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusivity at Offside,
Self-determination not apply to Falklands say Argentinians of european descent
A group of Argentinian citizens of European descent have claimed that the principle of self-determination does not apply to the people of the Falkland Islands. According to Argentinian Residents of South European Descendent (ARSED), the people of the Falkland Islands are 'artificially implanted'. This is completely different
New Memorial for WASPI women to be built
The Government has unveiled plans for a major new national memorial dedicated to the WASPI women, describing it as a vital step in confronting one of Britain's historic injustices.
Blank picture wins modern art award
The contemporary art world caused a stir this week after the internationally renowned Annual Exhibition of Conceptual Excellence awarded its £75,000 grand prize to a completely blank canvas.
Working class vote in wrong way state middle class experts
'Working class' people do not vote for what is good for them, according to a report by a committee of middle class experts, named The Society of Monitoring Underclass Grunts (SMUG)
Starmer's horse to be 'Stop Burnham' candidate
In his latest bid to stop Andy Burnham re-entering Parliament, Sir Keir Starmer is planning to run his horse as a 'Stop Burnham' candidate.
British series of superhero films to be launched
The British Film Institute (BFI) is to develop a series of British superhero films. Inspired by the global success of ‘Harry Potter’ and wanting to exploit the global rise of Anti-Americanism in the age of Trump, the BFI believe there is a market for a British variant of American superheroes.
Liberal Democrats to run a ‘you decide’ election manifesto
The Liberal Democrats are to embark on a radical new approach in the next General Election.