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A Yorkshireman has publicly confessed to be ‘entirely uninterested’ in the Israel-Palestinian issue and to having no clear opinion on the rights and wrongs of the conflict.

At a rally to counter protests over the recent slaying of a British man by a refugee, campaigners claimed that the real issue is not violence by outsiders but the existence of 'billionaires'.

A campaigner for Scottish independence has publicly claimed that Scotland is a separate country to the rest of Britain and is in a 'voluntary union' with a separate entity called 'England'.

Just as the new Premier League season kicks off, the new football regulator, Offside, has decreed that the slogan 'no room for racism' is receiving insufficient coverage during Premier League football matches, and its prominence must be dramatically increased. The Director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusivity at Offside,

An engineering company in the Midlands has been hailed as a model of workplace equality after abolishing its gender pay gap within a twelve month period through a pioneering approach which could be extended across the British economy.

Following the cancellation of “Star Trek: Academy” amid criticism of its ‘woke’ storylines and unrelatable characters, the owners of the Star Trek franchise have announced a new Star Trek, the 13th edition of the franchise in total.

A group of Argentinian citizens of European descent have claimed that the principle of self-determination does not apply to the people of the Falkland Islands. According to Argentinian Residents of South European Descendent (ARSED), the people of the Falkland Islands are 'artificially implanted'. This is completely different

The Metropolitan Police have confirmed that they will reverse their previous policy of forcing police officers to wear body cameras, following complaints that such video evidence is undermining the perception of institutional racism.

The Government is understood to be considering plans to replace Big Ben with a significantly larger monument provisionally titled “Massive Mohammed”, in what insiders describe as a bold attempt to modernise Britain’s image, both to British citizens and to potential antagonists abroad.

BUENOS AIRES — The Argentine government has formally expanded its territorial claim over the Falkland Islands to include Australia, New Zealand and “associated Anglo-Pacific landmasses,” according to a Foreign Ministry white paper released last Tuesday.