These are satirical opinion pieces by a combination of parody characters.
In a previous article I argued how 'tap the testicle' was the appropriate acceleration of the anti-racism campaign which commenced in 2020, and the natural successor to 'take the knee'. To be inclusive, it is important to develop a feminist equivalent.
In a previous article, I argued for 'tap the testicle' to replace 'take the knee' as the England men's team principle gesture of anti-racism. As a feminist alternative, I also suggested 'tap the tit' as a gesture for the women's game once the football season re-starts in August.
Tomorrow, England play their first World Cup game, taking on Croatia in Dallas. They should continue their admirable anti-racist activism by replacing 'take the knee' with 'tap the testicle'
As a seventh wave post-revolutionary feminist, I live according to one overriding principle, which I will capitalise to leave the reader in no doubt about my sincerity: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN There is just one exception to this rule: Mason Greenwood's wife.
Both online and in the real world, I am often asked ‘Neil, how I do become a feminist’? The questioner is well-meaning, and I’ve often struggled to know how best to respond.
When President Trump talks about threats to America, most people think about China, the EU or maybe those pesky Mexican cartels. But there's an internal threat carefully concealed within the confounds of our society, hiding in plain sight, and it's time someone had the courage to expose it.
As a Christian, I regard it as my duty to support the rights of religious minorities and I’m proud of my patronage of the monthly British Union of Muslim Christian Understanding Meeting's (BUMCUM).
There comes a point in every serious European’s life when symbolic gestures are no longer enough. Posting a Ukrainian flag emoji. Having 'FBPE' in your social media profile. Correcting strangers’ pronunciation of "croissant."
As my 30,000 social media followers will have noticed, I have recently experienced some vicious social media bullying.
Joe Biden has never lost a Presidential election. He is also the only living Democrat eligible to run for office who has never lost a Presidential election he has entered. He is a proven Trump-slayer, winning a crushing victory against an incumbent President Trump in 2020.
