Opinion

These are satirical opinion pieces by a combination of parody characters.

Delegitimising JK Rowling
By Pat Riarchy

Delegitimising JK Rowling

My name is Pat Riarchy and I am a woman. I define myself as such, and that is enough. In the words of the great philosopher Descartes, “I think, therefore I am.” I am sure he would agree that because I think I’m a woman, I am one.

How to be a male feminist
By Neil Down-Moore

How to be a male feminist

People often approach me and ask ‘Neil, how I do become a feminist’? The questioner is well-meaning, and I’ve often struggled to know how best to respond.

Guest post by Matt Goodwin
By Joe King

Guest post by Matt Goodwin

I would like to take this opportunity to categorically, unequivocally, and—if I may borrow a phrase—organically deny the absurd allegation that my latest book was written using ChatGPT or any other artificial intelligence tool.

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