Why I closed down an all-male panel on childhood cancer treatment

As my 30,000 social media followers will have noticed, I have recently experienced some vicious social media bullying.

This is the sort of misogynistic enmity (a concept I like to call ‘misogmity’) affronting any young woman brave enough to challenge the patriarchal capitalistic colonialist (‘patriarcapitalolonist”) structures of our society.

To enlighten those unaware of the context, my persecution was in response to my exposure of the blatant misogymity displayed by the “Children’s Cancer Cure Conference”, a noble sounding event many of you may naively believe.

As has been widely shared online, one of the guilty manellists attempted to put me back in my place by telling me that this drug would disproportionately save girls lives.

Firstly, with my PhD in gender studies and dissertation in “the contribution of mansplaining to the Holocaust”, I have impeccable qualifications to completely dismiss this claim.

Secondly, even if true, this would still not excuse the blatant mansplaining by the self-proclaimed[1] children’s cancer specialist Professor Dr Goodman (or ‘Badman’ as I wittily renamed him 😊😊😊).

Most importantly, it ignores the abhorrent failure to ensure that a woman scientist (or even a non-scientist such as myself) made the announcement to the world. The misogyny was so embedded that my selfless offer to make the announcement personally on my TikTok channel was not even replied to!!!  (as were my 37 emails sent to the official email address, 5 letters addressed to and 2 visits to Professor Badman’s house)

The women who, according to a great anti-colonialist liberator, “hold up half the sky” were forced to watch a panel of *five* men make this historic announcement.

In the name of progress, we should embark on a mass rejection of the vaccine, and I’ve begun a petition here.

On my six social media platforms, I am pushing the tagline #rejectchildrencancercure

I need to make clear that my opposition to this vaccine could not be more different to the opposition to other vaccines such as covid or MMR. These are based on an irrational scepticism of the scientific method, whilst mine are based on the intellectually rigorous theories underlying institutional sexism or something.

My protestations at the seminar may have been unsuccessful so far.

But this only emboldens me.

The suffragettes failed first.

So did Rosa Parks.

Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in prison for his beliefs.

Greta Thunberg had people mocking her appearance.

And Zack Polanski even had to change his name!!!

If I don’t get justice (by which I mean what I want when I want it), I will be forced to up my protest.

The final step would be getting naked.

This may sound drastic, but ultimately this is the one tactic in history with a 100% success rate (as seen by Victoria Baitmen and her successful campaign against Brexit, and the pussy riots and the removal from office of Vladimir Putin).

Watch this space.

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[1] Apparently this was actually awarded by Harvard Medical School.