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Why Big Ben should be replaced by a Massive Mohammed
As a Christian, I regard it as my duty to support the rights of religious minorities and I’m proud of my patronage of the monthly British Union of Muslim Christian Understanding Meeting's (BUMCUM).
No more 'take the knee': Why England should 'Tap the Testicle'
Tomorrow, England play their first World Cup game, taking on Croatia in Dallas. They should continue their admirable anti-racist activism by replacing 'take the knee' with 'tap the testicle'
Adapting 'tap the testicle' to the women's game
In a previous article I argued how 'tap the testicle' was the appropriate acceleration of the anti-racism campaign which commenced in 2020, and the natural successor to 'take the knee'. To be inclusive, it is important to develop a feminist equivalent.
Tapping the Testicle: My experience with institutional racism
In a previous article, I argued for 'tap the testicle' to replace 'take the knee' as the England men's team principle gesture of anti-racism. As a feminist alternative, I also suggested 'tap the tit' as a gesture for the women's game once the football season re-starts in August.
Believe all women apart from Mason Greenwood's wife
As a seventh wave post-revolutionary feminist, I live according to one overriding principle, which I will capitalise to leave the reader in no doubt about my sincerity: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN There is just one exception to this rule: Mason Greenwood's wife.
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Self-determination not apply to Falklands say Argentinians of european descent
A group of Argentinian citizens of European descent have claimed that the principle of self-determination does not apply to the people of the Falkland Islands. According to Argentinian Residents of South European Descendent (ARSED), the people of the Falkland Islands are 'artificially implanted'. This is completely different
Police to turn off body cameras after complaints from BAME MPs
The Metropolitan Police have confirmed that they will reverse their previous policy of forcing police officers to wear body cameras, following complaints that such video evidence is undermining the perception of institutional racism.
Never mind the Falklands, Argentina now claims Australia, New Zealand, Africa and Japan
BUENOS AIRES — The Argentine government has formally expanded its territorial claim over the Falkland Islands to include Australia, New Zealand and “associated Anglo-Pacific landmasses,” according to a Foreign Ministry white paper released last Tuesday.
Labour MP stands down to allow a challenge to Andy Burnham
Plot to unseat Andy Burnham begins as a Labour MP stands down to allow David Miliband to re-enter parliament.
Gerry Adams to lip sync Nigel Farage as BBC suppresses Reform MP
Following the announcement that Nigel Farage will stand down as an MP and stand in the subsequent by-election, the BBC has made the decision to suppress his voice whenever footage of him is broadcast.
Star Trek boldly goes in new direction with “Star Trek: Pride”
Following the cancellation of “Star Trek: Academy” amid criticism of its ‘woke’ storylines and unrelatable characters, the owners of the Star Trek franchise have announced a new Star Trek, the 13th edition of the franchise in total.