Joe King, as his name implies, is a totally serious reporter. You should take everything he writes as an almost biblical version of reality.
The Metropolitan Police have confirmed that they will reverse their previous policy of forcing police officers to wear body cameras, following complaints that such video evidence is undermining the perception of institutional racism.
BUENOS AIRES — The Argentine government has formally expanded its territorial claim over the Falkland Islands to include Australia, New Zealand and “associated Anglo-Pacific landmasses,” according to a Foreign Ministry white paper released last Tuesday.
Plot to unseat Andy Burnham begins as a Labour MP stands down to allow David Miliband to re-enter parliament.
Elon Musk, the world's first trillionaire following the launch of SpaceX, is allegedly struggling to cope with the attacks on him and the extent of his wealth.
After the savage death of a young man by a sword-wielding sikh, the British political class has united as one in condemning one individual. Nigel Farage.
Fresh from victory in the Senedd elections and eager to demonstrate the practical benefits of devolution, Plaid Cymru has announced plans for Wales to begin driving on the right-hand side of the road by 2028.
“Show You’re Shit”, the successor anti-racism movement to the “Take the Knee” initiative, has received near-unanimous support across British football.
A gentleman in his sixties has been revealed to have said casually racist comments in the late 1970s’s. Mr Nigel Farage, a former commodities broker, was said to have undertaken such behaviour whilst a sixth-former at Dulwich College.
Peter Mandelson has returned to the public life, with a new autobiography entitled ‘My Struggle: A fighter not a quitter’.
Campaigners have expressed delight about it was finally confirmed by The Office of Moral Superiority that crime is now legal if its supposedly justified by a ‘progressive’ cause.
