Joe King

Joe King, as his name implies, is a totally serious reporter. You should take everything he writes as an almost biblical version of reality.

Joe King
Football responds to 'show you're shit'
By Joe King

Football responds to 'show you're shit'

The “show you’re shit” campaign, the global anti-racism phenomena which succeeds the previous anti-racism phenomena “take the knee” has achieved unanimous support from within the ranks of British football.

Man said racist thing as a child 45 years ago
By Joe King

Man said racist thing as a child 45 years ago

A gentleman in his sixties has been revealed to have said casually racist comments in the late 1970s’s. Mr Nigel Farage, a former commodities broker, was said to have undertaken such behaviour whilst a sixth-former at Dulwich College.

Guest post by Matt Goodwin
By Joe King

Guest post by Matt Goodwin

I would like to take this opportunity to categorically, unequivocally, and—if I may borrow a phrase—organically deny the absurd allegation that my latest book was written using ChatGPT or any other artificial intelligence tool.

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