Joe King

Elon Musk, the world's first trillionaire following the launch of SpaceX, is allegedly struggling to cope with the attacks on him and the extent of his wealth.

The BBC has agreed to suppress the voice of Nigel Farage whenever footage of him speaking is broadcast, following pressure from anti-racism campaigners. This decision was confirmed following an announcement yesterday by the BBC Head of News, Sir Ender Gently.   Starting from today, BBC news programmes will continue to

After the savage death of a young man by a sword-wielding sikh, the British political class has united as one in condemning one individual. Nigel Farage.

Fresh from victory in the Senedd elections and eager to demonstrate the practical benefits of devolution, Plaid Cymru has announced plans for Wales to begin driving on the right-hand side of the road by 2028.

“Show You’re Shit”, the successor anti-racism movement to the “Take the Knee” initiative, has received near-unanimous support across British football.

BUENOS AIRES — The Argentine government has formally expanded its territorial claim over the Falkland Islands to include Australia, New Zealand and “associated Anglo-Pacific landmasses,” according to a Foreign Ministry white paper released last Tuesday.

A gentleman in his sixties has been revealed to have said casually racist comments in the late 1970s’s. Mr Nigel Farage, a former commodities broker, was said to have undertaken such behaviour whilst a sixth-former at Dulwich College.

Peter Mandelson has returned to the public life, with a new autobiography entitled ‘My Struggle:  A fighter not a quitter’.

Campaigners have expressed delight about it was finally confirmed by The Office of Moral Superiority that crime is now legal if its supposedly justified by a ‘progressive’ cause.