Paige Turner

Paige Turner
Government to ban second-order consequences
By Paige Turner

Government to ban second-order consequences

Following the local election results, and to combat the sense of drift which has engulfed the Government after less than two years in office, Ministers are planning radical legislation to ban so-called 'second-order consequences' of government policies.

Stunning study shows supply reduces prices
By Paige Turner

Stunning study shows supply reduces prices

A controversial study by a shadowy underground network of economists has suggested that increasing the supply of a product may actually reduce its price. Writing anonymously to protect their reputations, the executive summary of their paper concluded:

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