Crime now legal if it’s for a left-wing cause
Campaigners have expressed delight about it was finally confirmed by The Office of Moral Superiority that crime is now legal if its supposedly justified by a ‘progressive’ cause.
Campaigners have expressed delight about it was finally confirmed by The Office of Moral Superiority that crime is now legal if its supposedly justified by a ‘progressive’ cause.
Campaigning lawyer, Jolyon Moron QC, announced triumphantly:
“Juries can now refuse to convict defendants if it conflicts with their principles,……..or just general vibes or shit”.
A recent test-case concerned the criminal prosecution of the Colston statue protestors, who were found not guilty of crimes which they had literally admitted doing. Theodore Bellend-Plantagenet III, the leader of the ‘Colston Crew’ spoke to the OMS:
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