British politics reacts to ‘Show you’re shit’
British politicians, celebrities and professional moralists have been reacting to the global anti-racism campaign ‘Show you’re shit’, which has swept the globe following its launch by radical racial activist Ray Sebator.
Participants demonstrate solidarity by posting photographs of their own excrement online under the slogan: “We’re all black inside.”
The Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who famously took the knee in 2020 in support of the Black Lives Matter movement, is expected to lead from the front once again.
Downing Street confirmed he will take part by live-streaming his Sunday morning dump, immediately before appearing on Sunday Politics to relaunch his premiership for the 93rd time.
According to aides, he will walk onto the set holding the result “as a powerful symbol of interracial unity.”
Angela Raynor has documented her contribution, posting the outcome on X, BlueSky, Facebook, Instagram, Tiktok, LinkedIn, 56 separate WhatsApp groups and the website for her leadership campaign which she does not have.
Andy Burnham has sneered at their behaviour and has offered to do a ‘proper northern shit’ into an outside toilet at the end of the garden rather than that ‘poncey southern indoor shit’. He told the Manchester Evening News that he wanted to ‘show Britain the output of a diet of ferret pie washed down with a pint of cockles’.
Wes Streeting is also planning an intervention, reportedly after campaign advice from Labour grandee Peter Mandelson, who is said to have told him:
“When in doubt, produce something and call it modernisation.”
However, support for the gesture has been far from universal across the political spectrum.
Conservative MP Martin Berry has been accused by Labour MPs of ‘blatant racism or something’ by suggesting the craze was ‘political correctness gone mad’.
An off-camera remark by Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch that “it’s all a bit weird” was seized upon by Labour MPs, many of whom suggested the comment bordered on hate speech.
The new Metropolitan Police Commissioner Anne Arkist confirmed she would be launching an investigation.
Labour MP Anne Tagonist admonished Badenoch arguing, ‘this is even worse than when she suggested that all cultures were not entirely equal in every possible respect’.
Ms Tagonist further encouraged protestors to throw excrement at MPs opposing the campaign, claiming that ‘non-violent resistance is critical to human rights, and Rosa Parks refusing to move on the bus is exactly the same as throwing poo at Nigel Farage’.
It is not just politicians who have been showing support for the movement. Disgraced ex-TV presenter Huw Edwards, has released images to demonstrate his support for this campaign and show he’d do literally anything for a return to public life. These we cannot show for legal reasons.
Peter Mandelson is rumoured to be considering making the same gesture as part of his comeback attempt.
Campaign organisers have said they are delighted with the response, confirming that Britain is finally having “the honest national conversation about race that everyone knew would eventually end like this.”
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