The Government is understood to be considering plans to replace Big Ben with a significantly larger monument provisionally titled “Massive Mohammed”, in what insiders describe as a bold attempt to modernise Britain’s image, both to British citizens and to potential antagonists abroad.
It has been uncovered that Bluesky, the social media site, is not a parody website created to satirise liberal attitudes but a real social network with genuine users posting their actual opinions.
'Working class' people do not vote for what is good for them, according to a report by a committee of middle class experts, named The Society of Monitoring Underclass Grunts (SMUG)
In his latest bid to stop Andy Burnham re-entering Parliament, Sir Keir Starmer is planning to run his horse as a 'Stop Burnham' candidate.
BUENOS AIRES — The Argentine government has formally expanded its territorial claim over the Falkland Islands to include Australia, New Zealand and “associated Anglo-Pacific landmasses,” according to a Foreign Ministry white paper released last Tuesday.
Following the local election results, and to combat the sense of drift which has engulfed the Government after less than two years in office, Ministers are planning radical legislation to ban so-called 'second-order consequences' of government policies.
A voter has expressed their confusion that Israel still exists after her vote for the Green Party in her council election on May 7th 2026. 23-year old gender studies student, Perpetua Indignatia, was convinced that voting Green in Goose Green, East Dulwich, would lead to an immediate end to
Since the global outbreak of the ‘show you’re shit’ campaign, leading corporations have been racing to demonstrate their support for the phenomena, which has now (s)hit the corporate world.
A gentleman in his sixties has been revealed to have said casually racist comments in the late 1970s’s. Mr Nigel Farage, a former commodities broker, was said to have undertaken such behaviour whilst a sixth-former at Dulwich College.
In his latest diplomatic wheeze, President Trump has made an offer of exchange to the Danish Government, offering full political and economic control of ‘Little St James’, the infamous Epstein-island in return for US control of Greenland.
