'Your Party' to become 'Their Party'
The so-called ‘Your Party’, established by Zarah Sultana and Jeremy Corbyn in July 2025 is to formally rebrand as ‘Their Party’ as an act of inclusivity towards foreign interests. In a statement circulated by the party’s twelve-person general committee, which calls itself the ‘Partyburo’:
The so-called ‘Your Party’, established by Zarah Sultana and Jeremy Corbyn in July 2025 is to formally rebrand as ‘Their Party’ as an act of inclusivity towards foreign interests. In a statement circulated by the party’s twelve-person general committee, which calls itself the ‘Partyburo’:
“The people of Britain already have enough parties trying to represent them. It is important that the citizens of Kashmir, Palestine, Sudan, Narnia and San Serriffe have their voices heard in Westminster”.
“It’s important that people outside Britain have representation too”, said the party’s latest ‘Temporary Lead Spokesperson’ (the party derides the concept of leadership as evidenced by their inclusion of Jeremy Corbyn).
A member of the party, Comrade Zoe Gardner spoke to the OMS:
“It’s important that people living in Britain but regarding themselves as something else (i.e. Bangladeshi, Iranian, Somalian) have exactly the same rights as people regarding themselves as British. We are the only party prepared to stand against this racism or something”.
A former Labour MP, who defected to ‘Your Party’, Mohammed An-Tisemite, complained:
“There is no currently representation for non-Britons in our political system, outside the Foreign Office, the Home Office and quite a considerable chunk of the Labour Party.”
Since its creation, the new party has been beset by various breakaway rebel group such as ‘Our Your Party’, ‘The Real Their Party’, ‘I can’t believe it’s not their party’, and ‘It’s our party and we’ll cry if we want to’.
They’ve even been politically outmanoeuvred by Zack Polanksi.
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