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Campaigners have expressed delight about it was finally confirmed by The Office of Moral Superiority that crime is now legal if its supposedly justified by a ‘progressive’ cause.

The British Film Institute (BFI) is to develop a series of British superhero films. Inspired by the global success of ‘Harry Potter’ and wanting to exploit the global rise of Anti-Americanism in the age of Trump, the BFI believe there is a market for a British variant of American superheroes.

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A breakout group of Democratic legislators will this week launch a new organisation seeking to “occupy the centre-ground of American politics”.

A dog-owning couple have called for tighter restrictions on toddlers after what they describe as a ‘frightening’ ordeal on Peckham Rye Park, South London.

The British Government’s long-awaited plans for the reintroduction of national service have been revealed following an 18-month cross-departmental consultation and a 400-page impact assessment.

The Liberal Democrats are to embark on a radical new approach in the next General Election.

The so-called ‘Your Party’, established by Zarah Sultana and Jeremy Corbyn in July 2025 is to formally rebrand as ‘Their Party’ as an act of inclusivity towards foreign interests. In a statement circulated by the party’s twelve-person general committee, which calls itself the ‘Partyburo’:

A controversial study by a shadowy underground network of economists has suggested that increasing the supply of a product may actually reduce its price. Writing anonymously to protect their reputations, the executive summary of their paper concluded:

In the latest desperate attempt to “reset” UK-EU relations, the Prime Minister has offered the historic ‘right of the first night’, an ancient tradition in which feudal lords were entitled to bed newly married brides, to the EU in return for UK citizens receiving e-gate access at EU airports.