New Government National Service Plans Revealed
The British Government’s long-awaited plans for the reintroduction of national service have been revealed following an 18-month cross-departmental consultation and a 400-page impact assessment.
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Liberal Democrats to run a ‘you decide’ election manifesto
The Liberal Democrats are to embark on a radical new approach in the next General Election.
'Your Party' to become 'Their Party'
The so-called ‘Your Party’, established by Zarah Sultana and Jeremy Corbyn in July 2025 is to formally rebrand as ‘Their Party’ as an act of inclusivity towards foreign interests. In a statement circulated by the party’s twelve-person general committee, which calls itself the ‘Partyburo’:
Stunning study shows supply reduces prices
A controversial study by a shadowy underground network of economists has suggested that increasing the supply of a product may actually reduce its price. Writing anonymously to protect their reputations, the executive summary of their paper concluded:
Starmer to offer ‘right of first night’ to EU in return for e-gate privileges
In the latest desperate attempt to “reset” UK-EU relations, the Prime Minister has offered the historic ‘right of the first night’, an ancient tradition in which feudal lords were entitled to bed newly married brides, to the EU in return for UK citizens receiving e-gate access at EU airports.