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In his latest bid to stop Andy Burnham re-entering Parliament, Sir Keir Starmer is planning to run his horse as a 'Stop Burnham' candidate.

Following the local election results, and to combat the sense of drift which has engulfed the Government after less than two years in office, Ministers are planning radical legislation to ban so-called 'second-order consequences' of government policies.

A voter has expressed their confusion that Israel still exists after her vote for the Green Party in her council election on May 7th 2026. 23-year old gender studies student, Perpetua Indignatia, was convinced that voting Green in Goose Green, East Dulwich, would lead to an immediate end to

Since the global outbreak of the ‘show you’re shit’ campaign, leading corporations have been racing to demonstrate their support for the phenomena, which has now (s)hit the corporate world.

A gentleman in his sixties has been revealed to have said casually racist comments in the late 1970s’s. Mr Nigel Farage, a former commodities broker, was said to have undertaken such behaviour whilst a sixth-former at Dulwich College.

In his latest diplomatic wheeze, President Trump has made an offer of exchange to the Danish Government, offering full political and economic control of ‘Little St James’, the infamous Epstein-island in return for US control of Greenland.

A man born in Lancashire in 1952 has been told by several people born much later than him and from outside the UK that his views do not ‘represent Britain’. Jim Ratcliffe, the owner of a world-renowned Manchester cultural institution....

Ghana has caused a diplomatic stir at the United Nations by issuing a demand for reparations from the UK. The reparations are for the suppression of the highly profitable transatlantic slave trade

Peter Mandelson has returned to the public life, with a new autobiography entitled ‘My Struggle:  A fighter not a quitter’.

Stanley Farquharson III and his wife Charlotte-Emily (nee Cambridge), who met whilst students at Oxford University, have purchased a four-bedroom family home in the leafy Dulwich-Herne Hill corridor of South London for a sum of £900,000.